canadian tuxedo

Portland OR

Description

you're a cashier at whole foods. i came through your check stand with one single item. i asked how you were doing today, and you replied and thanked me for asking. you told me you liked my "canadian tuxedo" and i responded with asking why they call it a canadian one anyway. i sure as hell don't know. i think it's more of a texas tuxedo. anyway, you told me i had inspired you to wear two articles of denim, how sweet! i told you i think life is all about taking risks. apparently wearing jeans and a jean jacket is a bold thing to do. i'm not much of a risky guy so i didn't give you my number. i quite frankly don't even know if you were flirting with me, but i hope you see this. if you respond to this with either a) the item i bought or b) the color hat i was wearing then i'll know it's you.