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Need help to carry couch from the back of the truck to the third floor. There's No elevator because that would make sense and I clearly live life on the edge (of insanity).
That's not all. I need to bring the old beast down the stairs and put that in the back of the truck so I can drive it off into the sunset (I mean the dump, be we don't want to tell the old couch that, or she'll get her throw pillows into a bunch.)
I can get one end, but I'm a girl and I kind of have pool noodles for arms. And I smoke cigarettes. (Also, I'm uncoordinated, you'll see for yourself. So I'll need breaks. But, only I can say these things. You have to encourage me and tell me things like "you got this!" Or I might cry. Just kidding (no for real.) Lol.(100% serious.)
Help me. I'll pay you $30 dollars and you'll walk away feeling like you've got your life together at least a little more than 1 person in the world. And honestly, that's priceless.
Oh. Beer. I have beer. I should have started out with that probably AND then mentioned the crying part.
Text me. I'm an introvert and even though I know I listed this ad, and gave out my number, if I see an unknown number I won't answer it because then I'm committed to having conversation. Text. ALWAYS TEXT. Do not wait for me to respond to your text and THEN call me. Now I feel obligated to answer. But I still won't. Because I'm ridiculous
:::Sigh:::
Thanks,
Dani
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