Senior Pomeranian free to good home

Jacksonville FL

Description

This pint-sized Pomeranian truly is a jerk. An adorable scoundrel, but a corrupt degenerate nonetheless. What could possibly bring me to call this nine-pound seemingly captivating, blonde, hairdresser’s dream such a deviant? For starters, the shrill call of his people enters your very core and could be used by the most masterful of interrogators. It would break anyone. A car honks, he barks. A leaf falls, he yaps. Someone simply breathes on the sidewalk outside your house, he arfs incessantly. Even when you come home AND HE SEES THAT IT’S YOU (his beloved) the woofing continues. This petite pooch has had a collapsing trachea for years and yet somehow he manages to keep singing the song of his kin. Will a coughing fit slow him down? No way! He goes right back to whatever nonsense he was entangled in beforehand. Speaking of mischief, he’s vengeful. This canine collects spite like a centenarian with decades of buttons. If you happened to upset him a few months ago and forgetfully leave an article of clothing on the floor tonight, oh, it’s getting urinated on. Or, if you’re not giving him the right amount or kind of attention he seeks, he may choose to be incontinent while you’re sleeping. Pee or poop, your guess is as good as mine. Sometimes, it’s both! Surprise! And if the weather is bad for longer than a day or two, he certainly doesn’t want to go out in that. Would you?! Of course not! Going on the floor is much preferred to wet grass, wouldn’t you say? Unsurprisingly, he’s not particularly great with children. He begrudgingly tolerates them, to an extent. He does not really play as that part of his soul is long dead. If threatened, he gets a bit bitey. I suggest not making him feel threatened if at all possible. His snappy teeth are in deplorable condition as no one trusted him to get near enough to brush them. He has heart disease and visibly deteriorating vision at approximately 11 years old. He does, however, have at least some desirable qualities so he’s not without his charms. He’s obviously quite cute and also amazingly wonderful with cats. He can be exceptionally devoted and affectionate if someone will commit to lovingly care for him and give him the chest/belly scratches he so desperately craves. He really wants to bond with one person and be on their lap while faithfully guarding the house. He doesn’t chew things inappropriately. He’s neutered, up to date on vaccines, and used to his fur being groomed. He’s mostly kind of sort of basically housebroken (lots of carpet not recommended). He really needs an understanding and attentive household where he is the only dog to live out the last of his years. Free to a good home.