'My Mask is Hot! I Can't Breathe in It!'

San Francisco CA

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Have you ever heard anyone whine as much as these 'tough guys' who are always on about the cruelty of wearing a mask? You'd think their panties were chafing or something. I've worn a mask for twelve hours five days a week since this began, and a steady stream of overweight ball-capped gomers droning on about how 'nobody can tell them what to do' and they're 'not afraid of COVID-19' have incessantly admitted that they can't handle wearing masks, as masked children look on and shrug at these crybabies. Now it is true that if you put a mask on a snowflake, it will melt. Is that what's afflicting these poor, pitiable MAGAts? I guess when their hero is the guy who ran away and hid while his supporter fools blindly followed each other off the insurrection cliff, it's to be expected that they wouldn't exactly be models of real masculinity. Somebody please give these Billy-Bobs some graham crackers or goldfish to shut them the fuckup. It's embarrassing, especially when they throw their little tantrums in front of immigrants. Fresh in the country and they probably think we're all as fragile as these MAGAt pansies!