You Might Be a Trump Supporter If...

Houston TX

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1. You might be a Trump supporter if the third grade was the best three years of your life. 2. You might be a Trump supporter if you like to shit your pants and listen to the squishy sound. 3. You might be a Trump supporter if you'd rather vote to hurt others than help yourself. 4. You might be a Trump supporter if you use the Bible as a weapon rather than the Word of God. 5. You might be a Trump supporter if you are a coward, or a bully. 6. You might be a Trump supporter if your idea of foreplay is to say, "roll over, sis!" 7. You might be a Trump supporter if your family tree doesn't fork. 8. You might be a Trump supporter if you wait in line for your welfare check, the criticize others who do, saying "I don't want to pay for them with my tax dollars." 9. You might be a Trump supporter if you think your tax dollars pay for anything. 10. You might be a Trump supporter if your age equals your IQ. 11. You might be a Trump supporter if you are out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. 12. You might be a Trump supporter if your wheel is turning, but your hamster is dead.