Sonic Deity seeks mortals for collaboration

Cleveland OH

Description

My unsurpassed talent has made it impossible to make connections on the scene, thus I am here to command you talented mortals to worship me with your meager skills. Labels like genius and artist fail to capture the magnificense of my flatulence, let alone my creative outpourings. Those capable of withstanding my awesome condescension and matchless musical skill who are willing to foresake all creative input and all other aspects of their personal life to the advancement of my peerless vision may now grovel for an audition.