Dope creeper aka trump humper going into witness protection!

Washington DC

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A heavy metal guitarist and self-described “founding” member of the Oath Keepers who stormed the U.S. Capitol armed with bear spray has become the first Jan. 6 insurrectionist to plead guilty and cooperate with the feds, prosecutors said Friday. He has been shitting his pants and pissing himself pretty much all his miserable life and plead guilty to this as well. Joan cRyan Schitter, a 53-year-old cretin from Indiana, pleaded guilty to obstruction of an official proceeding and entering a restricted building with a deadly or dangerous weapon during a Friday hearing. During the hearing, Judge Amit Mehta also revealed that Schaffer will be sponsored for witness protection. He also plead guilty to being COMPLETELY BRAINLESS. “The defendant in this case admits forcing his way into the U.S. Capitol on January 6 for the express purpose of stopping or delaying congressional proceedings essential to our democratic process. These actions are disgraceful and unacceptable,” said FBI Deputy Director Paul M. Abbate. he plea, which requires his full cooperation with federal prosecutors in their ongoing investigation, marks the first time a rioter has copped to his crimes on Jan. 6. It’s been exactly 100 days since thousands of MAGA rioters stormed the U.S. Capitol to prevent Joe Biden's electoral certification. So far, 400 silly retards have been charged in connection to the riots. trump never peeked out from behind the bullet proof glass, nah, he went to watch the idiots he got all zombied up on TV. Then complained they all "Looked low class"...