Rehoming Winged Friends!!

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Pittsburgh PA

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Hi, I am looking to rehome some of my reborn friends for a small rehoming fee. They’ve been trapped most of their lives as decorative pieces on garments. Seeing their frozen state, I have revived them with new life to once again fly freely into the world. That being said, I don’t currently have the time or resources to give them a fulfilling life so I’d like to offer them to someone who is willing to love them. My butterfly, Patrick, has an energetic soul. He enjoys slurping nectar from his favorite flower, marigolds. He also enjoys sitting and contemplating life near puddles. He has also been feeling quite lonely lately and is looking for a soulmate. You may see him patrolling around on the lookout for a friend. My beautiful bird, Raphael, is a very sensitive and creative creature. He enjoys luxuries and the finer things in life. He loves fresh fruits hung from natural twines. Raphael is also a very sporty bird, he enjoys playing tag, hanging upside down, and swinging with his friends at a local park. Last but not least, my queen bee, Beeyoncé, is very social. She is a natural leader and makes sure everything gets done. She thrives in being the center of attention. But don’t get deceived by her approachable nature, because if you catch her on an off day, she’s got the meanest sting. If interested, please contact me and we can talk about pricing. The starting rehome price is $1,000,000 but I am open to higher bids. DISCLAIMER: This post is intended to be a portion of an art exhibition and was not intended to be taken seriously nor is a real rehoming offer.

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