Push It By Salt N' Peppa Is The Greatest Song of All Time

Austin TX

Description

My beautiful sweet Craigslist, Salutaions! I'm a power metal Opera vocalist looking for other people interested in playing music and joining my multi-level marketing business selling massage supplies for birds. I have several years playing 3 of the 6 strings on a guitar. I also play a mean doorstop spring, and I can fart the entire intro to Salt N Peppa's "Push It." I'm a fannypack enthusiast and enjoy participating in a thumb war league on the weekends. I'm available to meet and practice literally right now. All other days and times are negotiable, just page me and I'll call you when I get to a payphone. Talk to you later!!