Dearest Portland Nursery Missed Connection poster,
I regret to inform that I woefully missed your Missed Connection.
The friendly cashier with whom you engaged raucous laughter and absurd laughs — it was me. I have only just been informed from a colleague, from *their* friend, about your Missed Connection.
Yes, I meant it — every breath, every syllable — when I exclaimed to the stars, “OMG! We should be friends!!!”
I hope my letter makes it to you across this sea of circuits and wires, so that my name might be renewed from Missed Connection to Miss Connection.
~With my heart,
E.T.
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