0.5k - The Underachiever's Run

1707 Locust St,Kansas City MO 64108

15 May, 2021

Description

CALLING ALL UNDERACHIEVERS - trust us, you want to answer this call. This event is perfect for you! IT'S BACK and heading to The Crossroads! The 0.5k - The Underachiever's Run... if you can even call it a run! This event takes you across 0.31 miles - 1,640 feet - 19,685 inches. It's unlike any other run (and more like a walk to the next bar)! The 0.5k - The Underachiever's Run will start off with a pizza party at Parlor. There, you can carb load for the “big race” and participate in underachiever games to "warm-up" before the "run". At race time, you'll be sent off with a "boom" to Grinders. Don't worry, we will keep you hydrated along the way with a water station. Fear you may need first aid? Don't worry, we have that covered too. The kit may or may not contain only lollipops, but hey, it will be there! Upon finishing this clearly physically and mentally taxing 0.5k, you'll celebrate crossing the finish line with - what else but champagne and donuts! Oh and some victory music by DJ Ashton Martin. What you get: Awesome race bib to prove you actually participated1 free slice of pizza to carb-load before the "run"1 free donut and glass of champagne to celebrate crossing the finish line!A fanny pack to keep all of your belongings inA finisher award - you know, for those bragging rightsA 0.5k Euro-style sticker that you can stick wherever you'd like to prove that you're in the runners clubGrab your friends and RSVP on Facebook!