Let's play music and instantly be close friends

Eugene OR

Description

Let's start a band and hang out all the time. My partner and I share custody of a guitar, plus a wood block, a triangle, and some rhythm sticks. I also hum tunelessly when I'm distracted. So I assume we can do anything from jazz to metal (although I've never been in a band). About you: I won't play with smokers. I won't even MEET anarchists, Republicans, atheists, Baptists, *Ana*baptists, identical twins, people who own remote-control cars or boats (the RF frequencies interfere with my pacemaker), or anyone who voted for Jill Stein in the 2016 U.S. presidential race. Sorry folks, that's just who I am. No drugs of any kind. I'll test you. You must be vaccinated against covid, shingles, dysentery, the mumps, hoof-and-mouth, Marfan's Syndrome, Down's Syndrome, Cri-du-chat disease, scrapie, anorexia nervosa, and Fatal Familial Insomnia. No exceptions. I will NOT jeopardize my family's health for this project. Anyhow, hope to jam soon. And also to become close friends immediately. Need me to be in your wedding? Namaste!