Wite, Priv, Yo.

Las Vegas NV

Description

I love this white privilege shit. I went to apply for a job and the guy axes if I'm white. I say yo bitch. So he hires me at $65 per hour selling ice-cream. I didn't like that gig so I went to a cab company and they said hey, are you white? I'm like of course bitch so they hired me for $65 per hour. Fuck dat. Me not drivin' awholes around for dat. So I get a corporate job on the Strip but I have to wear clean clothes and not smell like I slept in a trash bin but since I'm white this guy says hey yo. Gonna flip a sign. I'll give you $155 per hour flippin' a stupid sign. Nope. Not for me cus I'm a white bitch and I'm gonna be president. So when I hit up the prez I'm like hey bitch? What this gig pay? When he says I don't take a paycheck I'm like outta here dude. You white people are crazy.