Wolfing Down Mozzarella Sticks at Applebee's

Bellevue WA

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saw you in applebee's earlier tonight, weirdly overdressed for the venue with a velvet tuxedo. you wolfed down two orders of mozzarella sticks like your life depended on it, downing the contents of both plates, and shamelessly drinking the remaining marinara sauce in mere minutes. I mean, it never occurred to me to eat try to eat more than one of those at once, let alone four at a time! anyway, then you promptly exited to the parking lot where you projectile vomited, and then sped away in a toyota tercel with a garbage bag for a driver's side window. geez man, is everything ok? I'm just curious what your story is. I'll even pay for lunch, but maybe somewhere other than applebee's?