Easy way to lose weight and ease border congestion

Way down yonder near the heart of Dixie, Tallahassee FL

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I have found an easy way to lose weight. Simply quit drinking Coca-Cola, along with the deletion of bread and potato's. I have lost nine pounds since my decision to boycott Coca-Cola. The influx of children, especially males between the ages of 12 and 17, is causing a strain on border facilities. Therefore all you who voted for Biden need to open their homes and except these "children" into your homes to give them a stable environment. So please notify the authorities as to how many we can put you down for. Remember, if you don't open your home to these poor children, you run the risk of being considered RACIST!