***COMEDY-TICKET SALES***

New York City NY

Description

***PLEASE READ TO THE END OR YOU WILL NOT BE CONTACTED!!!*** Ahoy! This job features soul-crushing rejection in Times Square and hour upon hour of humiliating insults hurled at you by slack-jawed tourists from around the globe. Kidding! You will use your improvisational skills, charm, and lunacy to sell comedy club tickets. You sell the tickets for up to $20 apiece and keep 100% of all earnings. How can this be? Because Managers are paid on tickets redeemed at club! Work any hours/days you choose (after one day of training) with no supervision whatsoever! It sure beats working at Chuck E. Cheese while spoiled brats mercilessly pelt your face with scalding-hot globs of vile pizza! ***Want to hear more? Then explain to me (IN AT LEAST 5 SENTENCES!) why this job interests you and why you might excel at it. Don't hold back.....Nothing is too wild, creative, or inappropriate to write! These WELL-WRITTEN sentences will help determine if you will be contacted (good communication skills are a must for this gig), so make it impressive! Please include PHONE NUMBER with your response. Then go eat some freakin' pie! Over & Out, Paul, Broadway Comedy Club Sales Manager P.S. See all the free comedy shows you wish! And if you are a comic, you can earn stage time (based on tickets sold).