That Heevahava Hexed my Smierkase...April is for all things Dutchy

234 North Front Street,Wrightsville PA 17368

25 April, 2021

Description

We will be celebrating all things Dutchy including The Grundsau, Hexes, Pork Products, Heevahavas and Dutchy Doug Two worlds will collide when Fez wearing Freemasons smash head on with all things Dutchy....its gonna be a mess of pork product, hexes and heevahavas like never before seen in civilized culture. Join us at The John Wright for a semi secret PA Dutch menu that will include some sort of pork product. It is a surprise menu but our fellow prophet Jim will not dissapoint with regards to quality. Our program will be a talk about the York County Hex Murders by Dutchy Doug Madenford. This is a fascinating subject simply because it happened just miles from The John Wright. A major movie (well not really) with Donald Sutherland was produced on the murders and they are a chilling look at why it is bad to piss off a Pennsylvania Dutchman. Pow Wow doctors will be available for all who wish to hex any fellow prophets after the meeting. We will also be launching the Groundhog Unit for Ubar Grotto. Its gonna be a shit show that you will not want to miss. Please feel free to join us at 4:30 for fellowship. Dinner is at 6 and Doug starts hexing people at 7. His most Dutchy Highness and King of the Grundsau...Monarch Steffie