Looking for a vaccinated guitarist and drummer who wears masks

Raleigh NC

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New band forming! We are all in our 40s and have played in bands for many years. We cover 80s and 90s hits. We wear double masks at rehearsal and everyone has received the phizer or moderna gene therapy. We all realize that the virus has a 99.8% survival rate but we'd rather not chance it. We are glad that it hasnt been tested on animals because we also support PETA and don't support animal testing (but human testing is ok). We also plan to perform wearing masks. Before the audition you must present us with a valid vaccine certificate to prove that you are compliant. We all look forward to playing shows once the immunity passport is rolled out. If you consider yourself healthy just because you are physically fit and take vitamins that is not enough for us... you will have to look elsewhere. We trust Bill Gates, Fauci the experts at the CDC No vax, no mask...no way. Now lets's mask up and rock! -The Lemmings