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Your freestyle punctuation and alliterative ambition make my head go boom like it's the late aughts and I'm thirty pounds lighter and 2,000 some odd miles closer.
If you're inclined to reply, just don't be a dude. Or a hater. I'll roast your ass for being rude and illiterate.
Put a poorly worded and misspelled come-on in the subject line or send a grainy selfie with your CoolPix camera so I can confirm what I already know.
Not much.
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