Snail Hunter/Picker Needed Wednesday Edit: position filled!

Austin TX

Description

My small yard, garden, and sides of my house are infested with snails. They are disgusting at best, an annoyance, and are destroying my plants and leaving snail goo everywhere. The only effective mitigation technique is collecting them and disposing of them. The need to be collected by hand, deposited in a gallon ziploc bag, sealed, and deposited in the trash. I’ve done it before and do not want to do it again. I want these things GONE. I’m looking for someone who is not utterly repulsed by these things: I’m offering $50 for someone to dedicate two hours to scouring my yard and removing hundreds of these a*holes from my property. Maybe you have some weird need for a bunch of snails, maybe you’d like to rehome them- I just want someone to come take them away. I’d like this done this Wednesday, April 7, sometime between 10/2.