I have a crush on Pete Buttigieg, Wish he'd pay me a Bootycall

Los Angeles CA

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Hey working CL losers I'm Dave the douche Ulbrich. Sure Prez Biden was way hot when he was young but now he's old and no longer gets me aroused. I'm so delighted and excited he appointed Pete Buttigieg to his cabinet. I want to screw his tight little booty then when I'm done I'll spread my saggy asshole for him ream raw. Yes I've been getting faked disability for over 20 years now. I'm not dumb enough to work like you idiots. Mom gets faked disability too. She says I can live at home forever but lately she's been complaining about all the noise from upstairs when I bring boys into my bedroom. We also have a pit bull and sometimes I stick him in the butt but he doesn't like it and Mom gets mad. BTW does anyone know Pete Buttigieg's number, I'd be wiling give up a whole month's SSDI check to do the nasty with him? I'd even eat his shit.