Surfboard found at Cowells

Santa Cruz CA

Description

I found this board. Tell me when you lost it, exactly where you lost it, and what animal is depicted on it and I'll contact you. Send me a cell phone number. I will verify that it is really your board. If it is your board and you promise to only surf on the East Side from here on out, I will happily return it to you. Don't be a kook and lie to me. If you are looking for a free surfboard, I can tell you I don't have one for you. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give up your plans of trying to scam a free board now, that'll be the end of it. And the ret of your valleys: don't be a kook and clog up the line up at Cowells. Go to Pleasure Point, please. Aloha, W/S Welcoming Committee