I will write your essays!

Union City CA

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Hello! I know for sure that this pandemic and "distance learning" is quite literally killing you. Do you want your mom to get off your back? Do you want to be able to go out and actually be with your friends and not have to worry about finishing that essay when you get home? Well, stress no more, kiddos. I will write your essays for you! I can also do the research for you for an additional cost. Normal essay with a little bullshit sprinkled on it - $50 Essay with minor amounts of research done on it - $100 Essay with copious amounts of research (at least 12 hours worth of research done) and personal reference - $150 I can do MLA format, cornell notes, AMA, literally anything. FOR LEGAL REASONS- THIS IS A JOKE. If you want to know how credited I am, I can type 88 words per minute and I'm really good at Papa's Pizzeria. I'm fucking with you, I will get you at lest a B+ or higher, guaranteed my friends text/email is cool :) also im not an old loser on here i just dont know where to post this lol