Clinton Street Pub “I have ranch.”

Portland OR

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God i’m so sorry. I left you to pick up napkins that flew around and all i could say was “sorry, i have ranch” instead of helping go to pick them up. i was quite tipsy and wanted to get the fried pickles to my friend. i’m very drunk, but i wanted you to know you could contact me and i could say more than “i have ranch”. i’m so sorry you have to pick up after me. i appreciate you. i’m the one with the yellow jacket snd the forehead piecing. i promise i won’t make you pick up after me again even if i have ranch h lol