Hard Headed Golden Retriever Needs New Home

Dallas TX

Description

Super cute but pain in the ass golden retriever up for rehoming. Hobbies include: *running away *counter surfing *barking at the wind *growling at the cat when the cat eats her treats *protesting to leashed walks *eating all your freshly baked easter cookies *plowing through barriers (physical and metaphorical) *jealousy towards other dogs, cats, and humans *steals toys/balls other dogs are playing even though she has no interest playing with them herself *uninvited back to multiple homes *steps on your laptop or tablet to demand attention Please text Susan at . (***please text my mom lots of spam about her shithead dog. yes this is an april fool's prank but she has become too sharp over the years and I need help from strangers to mess with her. and yes, her dog is actually all the above***) Edit: THANK YOU to all who texted/called her. She FREAKED OUT with the first few and it was amazing. I live for that moment all year long. She has since caught on and is laughing her head off. (and sorry if she was overzealous to the first contributors to the prank!)