I was fallin' in love on a chat line. I didn't know her name but she was ravishing with her red-tinted birthday suit.
She spoke like an angel. She told me things that I liked to know, you know? And then, and then, the crummy guard at the door said, " Mo money, mo money, mo money mo! My heart was broken. I was in love with this woman. Just like the Old West. I rode up on my Bronco. She cummed out, I wuz sold American. I tried to keep my horse in the barn. It wuz overwhelming. My belt dropped, so did my email address. I camped out al night waitin' fer her to show. She never did.
I got on my stud an' rode him away. I heard she married the guy who owned the Post Office. He only rang once, not twice, an' he got her right in the saddle.
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