I'm the VP of sales for a gun manufacturer

Washington DC

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We have a solution for every problem. Buy more guns. Shootings in schools. Buy more guns and arm the teachers. Having hundreds of loaded guns in a school is absolutely crazy but we don't care. The pharmaceutical companies got away with getting people addicted to drugs for years so we're pretty sure we can get away with this. At least until I'm retired. Mass shootings in supermarkets. Buy more guns and arm every shopper. We are very aware of exactly what this would lead to but we really don't care. We'll blame the individuals even though we made sure they could buy as many as they wanted regardless of personality disorders or mental defects. By the way, every immigrant coming into America is carrying 4 or 5 loaded guns. So you really should go out and buy more guns yourself today. Panic buying is strongly encouraged. We also regularly put out messages saying the government is going to seize all the guns as that drives up sales more than anything. Hey, it's not my job to save lives. It's my job to sell more guns. Any questions?