President James Buchanan never married, his niece was the FLOTUS

Berkeley CA

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I just read that Mary Trump is Donald Trump's ONLY niece, so my thought is that if Melania divorces him, he can't imitate Buchanan by making his niece the FLOTUS. Obviously, that would never work, since she hates his guts. If he loses Melania, he will have to look around elsewhere for a FLOTUS. Wouldn't it be funny if he ended up being forced to go on a dating site to look for a wife? Now, let's be realistic, though: who would marry that bum after the way he behaved? Maybe Filbert's sister, if he has one and she's available? Then again, she may hate HIS guts, in which case she wouldn't be likely to be interested. LMAO