More Calls for Biden's Resignation

Taylor MI

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As more members of Congress and PETA call for Biden's resignation, the White House has turned to a war time footing. Non-dog owner's press credentials are now being denied. Oaths of allegiance to the stray German Shepard are being promulgated as the White House's agenda has screeched to a halt. Joe Biden is being placed in an impossible situation: He either must give up "man's best friend" or resign the Presidency. We understand that Biden and Major are holed up in the White House situation room monitoring the political impact this friendship is having on the nation. Pray for the Union...Euthanize Major NOW!