Drumming Seasonal Singer Available

Olympia WA

Description

Drumming Singer aka Singing Drummer...also seasoned with allspice, paprika and zest of lemon available for a limited time and limited supply of drumming and singing with occasional seasoned curly fries fresh from the deep fryer. Also seasoned firewood for sale from seasoned woodchopping lumberjack and lumberjacking woodchopper. $20 truckload. You cut. You haul. You get your own wood and pay me my money! Thanks for looking. Not really. Please respond via ESP. All emails will go directly to my spam/junk filter where they will be filtered and seasoned until further review by the junk/spam email review board consisting of 13 part time or retired drummers, singers, curly fry seasoners, curly fry taste testers or any combination of any of the above forementioned hither to entities and/or individuals and/or groups of seasonal part-time or retiree taste testers of the aforementioned seasoned curly fry pieces or morsels. In addition all phone calls will go directly to another place of which will be determined later by the telephone number review board consisting of different but fully qualified persons. Please respond via ESP only as I don't have time to deal with emails, texts or calls. Many Thanx