Vacation plans

Washington DC

Description

I'm planning a vacation, to another country, but not sure where to go. What I'd like to do is, sneak across a border into another country, with no passport and no ID. If I get caught by the authorities, here's what I would like to happen: Government authorities feed me and give me medication if needed. Government authorities allow me to stay in their country as long as I want to Government authorities pay for my food and hotel room. Does anyone know of a country like this ?? Any help would be appreciated