Chick wearing way too much makeup at Sly Grog

Asheville NC

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Hey there you beautiful greasy skinned southern belle, You were the top heavy middle age girl that strangely resembled an adult honey boo boo in extra large shoulder pads (is that rly still a thing). I was the awesome guy that you alienated from across the venue with shitty comments about your opinions or problems with my existence, Anyway, if you'd like me to put it in your mouth, b-hole or w/e shuts your fat face I'm here for you tonight big girl. Don't be afraid to introduce yourself next time... lol