Exclusive: We Have Obtained A Copy Of Joe Biden's Day Planner

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Joe Biden's day planner was left on a table at a Washington DC Denny's this week. Before returning to the White House, our staff was able to take pictures of the contents of Biden's rigorous schedule. It is truly amazing that a man of Biden's age has enough vim and vigor to accomplish so much every day. get a closer look at one week of Biden's activities here. Here are just a few examples from Biden's dense schedule: Muffins Nap (many, many naps) Crossword puzzle day Do the green screen thingy Napppppp Also, sleep (which is different from naps) Test new drones note to self: Stop using the term "colored people" it's bad now Cash that Xi money Turkey (he was not sure if this was in reference to the country or the poultry) Call Obama (recurring in planner. Keeps getting voicemail) Tell Kamala to do the thing Remember what the thing is Detailed notes on who he can and cannot sniff at various events Yell at cloud Parsnips Tape Blue Bloods (starring Tom Selleck) John Wayne-a-thon Strategy meeting @ CNN