Constructivational Digology

Birmingham AL

Description

How would you like a THOUSAND DOLLAR A DAY BONUS? What about HELICOPTER transportation to a fabulous lunch buffet DAILY!!!??? Would an after work oil massage from two former DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS be a plus?!?!?!? Wow, that sounds awesome, but I've never found that job. So- how about this: 1- A full-time job with room to move up quickly. 2- Steady work booked out until 2022 3- Mature supervision. No screaming 'do-or die' crap. 4- Good Co-workers. Nobody hiding while playing on their phone etc. 5- Paid Holidays and vacations. Sound good? Our workers comp and liability insurance is current. We've never had a lay-off. Pay is by direct deposit every Friday. What do YOU need to have? 1- Good ID 2- English 3- Personal transportation 4- Work boots 5- Physical ability 6- Responsibility. Folks with garnishments, court dates, crazy baby-mommas and weekly excuses please keep looking. No druggies (and yes, 420 is a drug even if it's a plant) and no phone addicts. We install landscape irrigation, mainly commercial, so this is a hard-hat type job. It's manual labor, all outside. Hours are 6:30 AM to 3:00 pm Monday -Friday. So....no helicopter or massage. Just an honest job with good folks and a shovel in your hand. EMAIL a reply with a PHONE NUMBER and you will get a quick response if this is still posted.