Personal Assistant / Fluffy Dog Entertainment Director

pch near warner, Huntington Beach CA

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Personal Assistant / Fluffy Dog Entertainment Director Guaranteed to be the Coolest Job on Craigslist! A Life-Changing Opportunity! As Seen on TV! Your Parents Will Be Proud! (finally) Duties Include: Walking Dogs. Taking Dogs to the Park. Throwing the Ball. Running Errands. Driving Errands (much faster). Going to Target. Going to Costco. Going back to Target because I forgot to put something on the list. Calling and Making Appointments. Calling and Canceling Appointments. Coming up with BELIEVABLE excuses about why I am canceling my appointments. General Cleaning. Admiral Cleaning. Vacuuming. Windexing. 409ing. Laundry Duty. Jury Duty (posing as me). Taking the car to the car wash. Taking the other car to the car wash. Washing the boat. Boating the boat. And a ton of other random tasks. Extra Special Brownie Points if you can do any of these things: Fly a helicopter. Talk to wolves. Cook Thai food. Make cool gadgets. Pick winning lottery numbers. Dig holes in the desert. Drive a car with a really large trunk. If you think you can handle these tough and grueling assignments then please reply by email. Put the words "Ninja Bear" in the subject title. This is how I will know it's you, and not my cousin Robbie sending me conspiracy theories about alien lizards controlling the Vatican. (He's really concerned about this BTW) In the body of the email please include the following info: Name: Phone Number: Location: Available Days and Hours: Current Responsibilities (school, kids, etc): Personal Hobbies: Favorite Song: Where do you want to be in 10 years?: Why should I hire you?: If I like what I read, or nobody else responds, then I will give you a call to set-up an interview. Please, be who you say you are, and not an alien lizard. I've never been to the Vatican. I want no part of these intergalactic shenanigans. I'm looking for someone who is dependable, and enjoys working in a positive environment with endless corny jokes. Thank you, - Joel Tiger IG: joelofthetigers tags: pa, p.a., gopher, helper, secretary, valet, minion, elf, sidekick