Secret Service announces name changes for The Donald and Melania

Taylor MI

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Later today the Secret Service will announce new code names for Donald and Melania Trump. Donald was once known as 'Mogul", with Melania's codename being "Muse". As of tonight they will now be known as "Fat Boy" and "Hooker One." These changes come as Trump's finances spiral out of control as the State Department and FBI continue investigating Melania's involvement in an international prostitution ring allegedly once run out of the West Wing. Rumours are swirling that as Trump's finances continue to fail Melania is now offering oral sex for $20 for one BJ, with a special 3 BJ's priced at the low, low discount rate of just $50. Lordy, America fell far these past four years.