General Labor/Yard work

Chattanooga TN

Description

My yard laborer of three years has given me notice. I need someone to start the first week of April. This is a one-day a week position, 5 - 6 hours duration, and you will be paid cash at the end of your day. RIGHT UP FRONT, please know I will reply to your inquiry ONLY if: 1)...You are the person applying. (I will not reply to an inquiry from your significant other, your mother, or your friend(s). 2)...You include your email address and phone number in your inquiry. Craigslist does not show your email address. I will give you my phone number and email address when I respond. 3)...You have sufficient skilled experience -- AND if you have, and can use, a chain saw. I have the majority of tools you will need, but not a chain saw. 4)...You have a long history of showing up on time, and working steadily while you are at work. I work from home, and need to know you are a self-starter and do not like to be micro-managed. Please DO NOT reply if: 1) You you smoke cigarettes or chew tobacco 2) Do not take the time to read this entire ad 3) Your cell phone is glued to your ear while you work 4) You regularly make any type of excuse to not be on time or cannot come for the day (you, your kids/spouse/parents/best friends suddenly get sick, need you to take them somewhere/or you absolutely must be somewhere else, or you just cannot seem to get your butt out of bed. 5) If you have problems working for or with female adults, this is not the job for you. If you do not like my ad, that's okay. The money for this ad comes out of my pocket, not yours. The money to pay for a day laborer also comes out of my pocket, not yours. I do not want or need someone who likes to argue or pick fights about anything so insubstantial.