Help Me Clean my Shed and Studio

prytania near robert, New Orleans LA

Description

Do you like cleaning sheds? Are you good at cleaning sheds? Then this may be the gig for you. First we will take everything out of the shed and lay it out in the driveway. Then I will point to different items and say things like, "Recycle. Trash. Trash. Recycle." and you will put the stuff in different piles. Then we will put the stuff that doesn't get thrown away or recycled back in the shed. So it will be like before, but cleaner and more organized. Basically, cleaning the shed. Rocket science it isn't. We will repeat the process at my warehouse down the street. Where is this exciting gig you ask? My house. Prytania St.. and then my warehouse/studio on S. Liberty. Uptown. Saturday morning at the crack of 8:00 a.m.. Be prepared to work. I am not posting the exact address because you can’t just show up at my house on Saturday morning. People actually do this and it drives me nuts. I have to REPLY to you and hire you for the gig. It may take me until later afternoon Friday to reply. Please, please don’t just say, “I’m down,” or something like that. I don’t expect a resume and a cover letter but you gotta give me SOMETHING to go on. If you say something like, “I can do it,” that is not enough for me to make a snap judgement on how likely your are to show up. A pic would be nice. Why? So I can look for visual clues like whether or not you are reasonably groomed (good) or have one of those tear drop tattoos indicating you killed someone in prison (bad). Bonus points for cool hair (good.) I’ll pay for lunch. At the end of the day you will be paid in cold, hard, Venmo. $17/hr. Yes, I am the same person who brought you last weekend’s exciting posting, “Help Me Clean Under My House,” and FYI it turned out fantastic. There is much less dirt and filth involved with this weekend’s project though there is a little shoveling that one person will have to do. Godspeed.