Looking for world-class Buddhist master

Spring TX

Description

Privileged, pasty white male looking for world-class Buddhist master, preferably in the Spring area, or no more than 5 miles outside of my area. Must be a Republican and love Trump. Must have the following qualifications: #1: Must have reached nirvana at least 10 years ago. #2: Must not be a woman. #3: Must be willing to travel for work if needed. I'm willing to pay up to $20/hour for your incomparable and utterly worldly experience.