I said "look at that trunk" but the elephant thought I said "Trump"

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As soon as I said "trunk" the elephant swung its trunk to my erotic Zone with lightning quickness! I could not evade it! And what a powerful suction it has! I cannot describe to you the feelings It produced in me without a psychologist to verify my sanity. Two strong men came by and could not remove the trunk! Fortunately a larger elephant came by and forced the baby elephant to detach. Is there any coincidence that the icon for one of the political parties is an elephant? I don't know what mules do but I have heard some interesting stories that I cannot repeat. Next time you are at the zoo and you want to feed the elephants don't have peanuts in your front pocket. If you are a guy this goes double, better make that triple.

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