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Joseph, O Joseph wherefore art thou?
it's been one hundred days and more
are we finally gonna get a press conference
or will you camp out behind the Oval Office door?
it's time to answer some question
if you don't want to look like a Dumbo
even if you bumble and mumble
just like Peter Falk in Columbo
yesterday, you had a teleconference
along with Nancy Pelosi, your boss
at the end you asked "should I take questions"
Pelosi, for words, was at a loss
did you see the look on her face?
she's thinking "oh no, this is all wrong"
as she sat there in utter discomfort
did she have a major slippage of her thong?
but anyways, lo and behold
in just the right time and place
there was a communications glitch
so Joe could once again save face
and Nancy has said to her staff
"God forbid, but if we do have a presser
we gotta make sure the cameras are off
just like at my brand new hairdresser"
now, you can make all the excuses
to explain his behaviour so far
but even the casual observer
can see it's really, really sub-par
how long can they pull this off
the protection and seclusion of Joe?
even CNN and the mainstream media
are getting antsy and want to know
what the state of the state really is
and they don't want to hear it from Jen
his daily press secretary flack
all her answers are, "I'll circle back on that"...again?
that means, they're getting to the point
whether they like it or not
where President Joseph R. Biden Jr.
has to shit or get off the pot!
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