How to be a Chicagoan

Chicago IL

Description

Hi, we are low- life uneducated criminal democrat voting corrupt union member loud mouth bags of street trash from Chicago. We we talk funny and grew up lying, cheating, and stealing. Half of our family members died from drug overdoses or are in prison. We are usually drunk and strung out on drugs with no goals in life. We can no longer keep track of our family tree because within the last thirty five years it has become chaos. We have illegitimate children everywhere and so do our children. We live in our Mom's basement and she raises them too. We back an lying corrupt illegitimate communist president that destroys the nation on a daily basis because we know no better and we think we are smart and cool. Because we live in one of the largest sewers in the country, we somehow feel we are better than others. You know, people that grew up breathing fresh air in honest hard working families that respect their neighbor, love their freedom and rights, and pursue the American Dream.