New data on duck transportation!

Traverse City MI

Description

Tired of stuffing your ducks into a cramped metal trailer to transport them? A new study by fake science monthly shows that by attaching leashes to your flock of ducks and attach them to your car they will not only fly in a V formation behind your car but also help with fuel efficiency by making your car more aerodynamic! The same can be done with Canadian Geese and other migratory birds! Currently fake science monthly is investigating in whether or not chickens are superior to Boy Scouts in helping old grandmas cross the road.