Critical Volunteering Volunteers

Reston VA

Description

Critical Volunteering Volunteers (CVV) offers free criticism of your home, your car, or your wardrobe. One of our trained volunteers will come to your home and criticize the paint colors, furniture, carpeting, wall decorations, cleanliness of your kitchen, care of your yard, and provide complaints about your neighbors and the surrounding neighborhood. We can be critical of your office too, explaining how sloppy your work areas are and the lack of professional decor. We typically start with, "Are you kidding me? You call this an office?" and go from there. We also provide specialized staff to provide criticism of your wardrobe, hair style, make-up, and overall physical appearance. If you would like specific criticism, such as your height, weight, or posture, we can accommodate those special requirements. This is a free service. Our staff are very professional, and do not use profanity, touch or physically alter your property, or make comments that are not based on physical evidence. We video tape the encounter and provide a overall written assessment of your property such as, "really crappy", or "your house is a dump". We have included a few photos of recent appointments. Let us know how we can help. Feel free to reply with any questions.