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Now, this bit of information
you won't get from any other news source
it comes from my most trusted advisor
who is who? who is me, of course
so, here's the latest update
straight from my caffeinated brain
it involves a famous athlete who
crashed when he swerved out of his lane
now they say the indications are
that he was probably driving too fast
but when you hear all of the facts
you'll know why the die was cast
that's right we're talking about Tiger
and I'd thought that you'd like to know
that when he looked in the rearview mirror
he saw OJ on his bumper in the white Ford Bronco
well, you can just imagine
how unsettling that must have been
being chased by OJ Simpson
a double murderer and washed up has-been
so, off the road goes Tiger
rolls the car and cries "I'm done!"
and he immediately starts to think
"no more women and no more holes-in-one!"
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