Standup Comedian needs an audience

Newark DE

Description

I'm really funny but everyone freaks out when I have talked to local bars at the mere mention of a comedy "show" due to lockdown restrictions. Consider me a normal patron who wants to do a little stand up. If you have a slow night at your establishment I will do 30 min of solid material for $50. I would usually charge more but something is better than nothing and I just want to perform. I would even do it for tips. If I stink don't pay me. I don't even care anymore I just want to perform. I mean anywhere. A breakroom at your company. A funeral. Bachelor party. Frat party. Whatever. I only want to make people laugh. Period. It's a dirty act. And by dirty I mean South Park. No one is off limits nor should they be. It's just comedy. No harm intended. Virtue signal on twitter not at a comedy show.