Handyman Builder Mech to assist eccentric creative type FT

Columbia MO

Description

For over 17 years I have kept a person busy accomplishing some pretty amazing creative stuff. Now I'm looking for a "personal assistant" who is the "right fit". Someone who can learn to build outside the box stuff, manage and complete projects and help me juggle daily tasks I can't get to. A right hand man. I am employing a dependable timely worker BY THE HOUR. I am NOT looking for contractors wanting to give me bids on jobs. If you contact me to give me bids I will assume you don't read your directions entirely. Thanks. Unlike most handyman types we must keep tools and assets organized in and out of the shop. From home studio expansion to office and building fixes to props, movie sets, creative ideas, painting, cutting trees and gathering firewood you must be willing to help where ever needed. If you have an understanding of auto mechanics you could possibly keeping my fleet of vans, movie cars and other vehicles running. If you can weld, we can have some fun building a Mad Max type prop car! If you can lay stone, frame and form concrete it's game on! Every year we end up working on some movie somewhere and you never know what kind of creative projects we will need then. If you have tools or a truck that's great, if not, we can work around it. But you must have transportation and SHOW UP ON TIME or it won't work. I need an idea guy, a self starter who can run with a task to completion and help me get more done each day. Someone who like's hearing... "Hey, what if we found a way to do THIS!?" You must promise not to use these excuses and SHOW UP ON TIME 1. Employee’s 12-year-old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to get to work. He didn’t want to report the theft to police for fear his daughter would get a criminal record. 2. Employee’s cervix was hurting them (the employee was male). 3. Employee said a refrigerator fell on him. 4. Employee’s sobriety device wouldn’t allow him to start his car. 5. Employee forgot he was hired for the job. (Not the best start imaginable!) 6. Employee was in line at a coffee shop when a truck transporting flour backed up and dumped the flour into her convertible. 7. Employee said a deer bit him during hunting season and now he is foaming at the mouth. 8. Employee claimed her bus was delayed, before producing a handwritten note “signed” by the bus driver. 9. Employee thought she had won them lottery and expressed she never had to work again. (She was mistaken.) 10. Employee fell out of bed and broke his nose. 11. Employee claimed her dog was having a mental breakdown and needed to find a safe place. 12. Employee accidentally flushed their car keys down the toilet. 13. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife when his water broke. 14. Employee ate too much at a party and needed a day off to digest. 15. Employee said he had to help deliver a baby on the way to work. 16. Employee said an escaped buffalo from a game reserve kept charging at her every time she tried to go to her car from her house. 17. Employee had a bad case of the hiccups. 18. Employee said a skunk had gotten into his house and sprayed all of his work clothes. 19. Employee claimed they had cut their fingernails too short and needed to go to the doctor to stem the bleeding. 20. Employee felt it was too cold to leave the house. 21. Employee felt it was too nice outside to work in doors. 22. Employee was emotionally upset after binge watching The Hunger Games. 23. Employee had to nurse a headache after attending too many garage sales in one weekend. 24. Employee hurt his back while chasing a beaver. (Beaver aye?????) 25. Employee poked herself in the eye while combing her hair. 26. Employee said his wife had put every last pair of his underwear in the washing machine. 27. Employee was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. 28. Employee’s doctor told her she needed more vitamin D so she was taking a day off to go to the beach. 29. Employee accidentally drank anti-freeze and had to go to the hospital. 30. Same employee said they chugged a bottle of mouthwash thinking it was Powerade and was now violently sick as a result. 31. Employee said their legs had “fallen asleep” while they sat on the loo. When they stood up they fell and broke their ankle. 32. Employee had had a “lucky night” and did know where he was. 33. Employee was at a bowling alley and a bucket of water crashed through the ceiling and hit her on the head. 34. Employee’s hair was still orange from Halloween. 35. Employee blamed their cat for unplugging their alarm clock. 36. Employee “forgot” to come back to work after lunch. 37. Employee forgot what day of the week it was. 38. Employee forgot they were getting married today. We have some GREAT projects ahead of us and would love to meet a solid dependable worker with a desire to put creativity into our creations.