Lost woman's wedding band - maybe you banged my wife

Chapel Hill NC

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My wife lost her wedding ring in the past 6 weeks and I'm hoping to get it back. Maybe you found it in the back seat of your car after you banged that cute Asian stranger you met on Tinder and you're keeping it on the chain with all the other wedding rings you've found as a souvenir? Maybe you found it in the men's bathroom stall at the bar and have it in your pocket until you get down to the pawn shop to make a few bucks? Maybe you're one of her new roommates and you snuck into her room and stole it while she was out banging some guy she met on Tinder in the back seat of her car, again... So, if you found a woman's wedding ring in the past 6 weeks, please let me know. I may still have a picture that I haven't burned yet and can identify it. It's a basic gold ring, with small diamonds inlaid in the top of the band. I'm not sure why, but I would like to retrieve said ring and I'd be willing to pay a small finders fee if you happen to have it or would be willing to tell me what pawn shop you sold it to so I can repurchase it. And as a small token of my appreciation, I will tell you this: One of the guys she slept with from Tinder, gave her chlamydia, which she was so kind to share with me; nothing like having your primary care doctor inform you after your annual physical. And she works in a hospital, so I would highly recommend getting tested for STD's and Covid. I mean she's out sleeping with strangers in an epidemic, not using contraceptives and not on birth control. Hope your junk doesn't fall off sir. Again, I'm not sure why, but if you did indeed find a woman's gold wedding ring in the past 6 weeks, I would greatly appreciate it if you would reach out so I can get the ring back. Thanks, Broken guy