You looked like you just stepped out of a movie like Krull, The Beastmaster, He- Man, or even a Hercules re-run. You are not fit like Xena the Warrior Princess, but you squeezed yourself into that leather corset like a peanut shell squeezing a marshmallow. And your skin is nice and white like Charmin. I think you need a dagger or a sword so we could meet at the flea market and pick you one up. I can be your Merlin and you can be my SheeRa. I can pick you up if you don't have a car in my van. Are you a LARPer? If so I'm in. We can do that and hit up a food court after where you pick whatever you want. And then we can get a Cinabon.
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