A Smartie who's tired of meeting Dum Dums

Wilmington NC

Description

I'm not a Nerd but I just don't feel intellectually stimulated by all the Air Heads online. I just want a plain Mary Jane who Snickers at my jokes, and doesn't need a 100 Grand, or a Ring Pop on her finger to be happy. Can't we just Take 5, lie under the Starbursts, and gaze at the Milky Way together? It's not all about Hugz and Kisses but I don't see any Riesen why a Blow Pop would be out of the question (I certainly enjoy a Bit o'Honey). I'm definitely not looking for a Pez Dispenser or a girl who prefers Mike & Ike at the same time.. but a girl who enjoys a Fun Dip would be nice. I'm sure you're not out there anyway and I'm just wasting my time. I'd have better luck looking on Mars! You'd probably think I was a Zero anyway 😏